Confession: I’ve had a Dom before.

Yup, too bad he’s out of the picture. I called him daddy, yes…daddy. He of course wasn’t actually my father before everyone starts screaming incest. Daddy was good at what he did that’s for sure, he’d bend me over his lap and spank me until I would cry. We never actually had intercourse, there was foreplay, he liked to shove his dick down my throat and bite my clit. He was a lot of fun…too bad he got all serious about his girlfriend, who by the way, is super boring and not submissive.  He still calls me up every once in a while to make me cream my panties just a little. 😉 His number is still saved in my phone as Daddy, and I still do call him Daddy, it would just be disrespectful to refer to him as anything else. And of course, f*ckbuddy doesn’t know about Daddy.

Speaking of, I might just get in contact with Daddy again, I could use some kinky play. 😉

What do you guys think of me getting in contact with Daddy?

Oh, I’m controversial?

Thanks. 🙂 That was kind of the point of this blog, I’m not here to make friends, although friends would be nice. I’m here to tell you all my dirty little secrets, fantasies, and fetishes. I’m different, I’m obnoxious, and absolutely ridiculous. I absolutely am respectful of anyone’s opinion, so maybe you should be respectful of mine. So, speaking of opinions, let’s hear yours. What do you think of The Secrets, my beautiful little series of confessions? What other topics could I cover to satisfy your reading needs, or maybe…which one’s could I elaborate on a little more? 😉 OR, are there more parts of my life you would like to know more about? You can email me at: secretsofasouthernbelleblog@gmail.com or just leave it in the comments. 🙂

I vote more BDSM and bondage play talk myself. 😉 I need sub buddy.

The joys of customer service

Why are people so rude when they call customer service? I’m a receptionist, and let me tell you…policy says I get to hang up on your dumb ass after the first cuss word leaves your mouth. 😉 Lol at you. So how about this, you call and act like you’ve got some fucking sense or you wont get helped. Wanna talk to my supervisor? Sure thing, they’ll sigh and nod their head in an understanding way and the minute you walk outta here, you’re the butt of our jokes for the rest of the day. ;P So for you people who think it’s cute to act a fool in public, you by far are not cute. Your adult sized temper tantrums are absolutely ridiculous and completely unprofessional, you’ll get nowhere in life with your attitude.

And that, my friends, is my vent for today. 🙂

Confession: I have trouble making myself orgasm

I do and it’s the weirdest thing ever. I wonder why that is. With f*ckbuddy I am in orgasmic bliss after about 10 seconds, but I really struggle to get myself to the point of orgasm…even with the help of toys. I really wish I could make myself feel the way he makes me feel, I’d never need a man again. I honestly would probably never leave my bed again. Oh my damn, I definitely wouldn’t leave my bed again. I don’t understand when most women say that the orgasms they give themselves are better than the ones that are given to them by men…that’s redic. I also feel sorry for women who can’t orgasm from penetration, that would be terrible. Oh, and don’t forget the women who hardly orgasm during sex in general. It’s not their fault really, it’s the men’s fault. Or a breakdown in communication could be at fault, really just depends on the situation. My ex had a huge dick, didn’t know what to do with it, and had a hard time bringing me to that oh so sweet orgasmic bliss. F*ckbuddy is very much under average, and he has no issue. And no, it’s not like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, I can feel his dick just fine, I don’t have sex with anyone else, therefore when I get my once a month fuck, it’s a nice, tight fit. And honestly, most women don’t have issues with their vagina being loose. Insecure men who suck in bed just use that as an excuse to suck in bed. 😉

I broke a nail having sex

A FAKE nail, professionally done. Now just to clarify, I struggle to get my nails off trying. F*ckbuddy and I were going at it the other night and yeah…my nail broke. It was that kinda night. 😉 Holy damn, if I could do that every night I would…but that was also the night he put me in the hospital with his dick. Not many men have that kind of bragging rights.

Beauty School

That’s right people, I start beauty school next week, this girl is super excited about it. I’ll be going to Paul Mitchell The School. It’s costing me a pretty penny but it’ll be well worth it. 🙂 F*ckbuddy is pretty excited for me and that’s pretty cool, he’ll be starting school again here soon also. Yay for us both trying to be successful. 🙂

You should be with a man who plays guitar..

F*ckbuddy plays guitar, and trust me….he can move them damn fingers. 😉 I thought of this yesterday morning when we finally got into bed and he then proceeded to give me multiple orgasms with those amazing fingers. I get shivers just thinking about those amazing things. Like if someone ever threatened to hurt his fingers, I would attack them. No lie, hands down…they would be attacked. When I masturbate, it doesn’t even compare to what he can do with his fingers, even when I use a toy.

Can we just make it official already?

I mean, seriously. I do not fucking understand, we act like we’re dating, talk like we’re dating, why the fuck aren’t we dating? Is it that hard to change your fucking facebook relationship status?

We cuddled and didn’t fuck.

Yes, that happened. How fucking weird. Usually we’re fucking like rabbits, but last night, we literally just laid in our little bed and cuddled and went to sleep. Its kinda cute the way he’s always wanting to hold my hand. As much as i love f*ckbuddy, he needs to be giving me that dick. Don’t get me wrong, the emotional shit is pretty awesome, a relationship would be great, but he needs to keep in mind until he gives me a relationship, his main purpose is to give me orgasms.

F*ckbuddy tore it up, literally.

I spent a good part of the day in the hospital due to a tear in my asshole, Haha. It was some scary shit, I have got 4 hours of sleep in the past two days, I don’t even need to drink to be fucked up right now. My poor little asshole, but, I am looking forward to getting fucked tonight, just not in the ass. I’m sure there will be no argument about being limited to pussy. Hell, that gives me more of a chance to suck that dick, yay. 😉